Hanseaye b na! Few jokes on sugar.

[theperfectstorm]

Kanta. Mein 50 saal mein mashoor hona chahon to kia karon?
Banta. Dr A Q Khan ban jao.
Kanta. 10 saal mein chahon tu?
Banta. Politician ban jao.
Kanta. 2 saal mein?
Banta. Cj Iftikhar ban jao.
Kanta. 6 maheene mein?
Banta. Ali Ahmad Kurd ban jao.
Kanta. Raato raat mashoor hona chahon to?
Banta. Cheeni ban jao. 17 karor Pakistani tujhe dekhne k liaye din raat line mein kare rahengen.

Major Banta. Captain tum over weight ho rahe ho. Exercise ziada karo or cheeni kam istimal karo.
Captain Santa. Sir, Mein meetha khaye bagher nahi re sakta.
Major Banta. 17 karor pakistani meethe k bagher reh sakte hein to tum Q nahi. ;D

Teacher Kanta. Sugar (sickness) k khatme k liaye govt kia kar rahi hai.
Student Manta. Afghanistan export kar rahi hai.

Patient Santa. Mujhe sugar se bachne k liaye kahan jana chaheaye.
Doctor Banta. Pakistan chale jao. Wahan sugar naam ki cheez nahi pai jati.

[YASI]

hahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,hnsi aa gai wais eati nhn
,,,,,,khud he pait par gugudi kr k hansa hun
ta k u khush ho jao,,,,,,,,,,,,oye nice hn

[theperfectstorm]

ohh jee shukriyya
mujy beh yeh parh kr hansee nhi atee
lolz

[YASI]

han saryal loag kun hanse parh kr
lolz

[theperfectstorm]

saryall mujy kaha apna nhi pta
lolz
trust me voting karwa lou ap jeet jao gy saryaal hony main